Chronicles of The Mommy: Too funny

I found this and was cracking up ... probably long and nothing to do with Monkey, but here ya go.

--Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.--Post the definition it gives you.
--Only do this is you are not offended by swearing and such...urban dictionary has lots of it...

1. Name: Amy

to take, hold, or steal your heart. a person who is a soulmate. a good lover.
she is one fine mean looking girl. Though she is normally horny and likes to bash people during sex.
"how was the girl last night?" "she was good a bit of an amy though" "i can tell from the bruises"
A person who laughs at everthing, this includes people falling of chairs. Part of a "girl" group.
Falling of a chair during music lessons. Painful for the victim but not for Amy

2. Age: 33

A code-word for weed that can be used anywhere without anyone knowing what you're actually talking about. It's an evolution of the 1337 spelling for weed - 'w33d' The 33 was then taken from the middle of the word and is used on its own.A code-word for weed that can be used anywhere without anyone knowing what you're actually talking about. It's an evolution of the 1337 spelling for weed - 'w33d' The 33 was then taken from the middle of the word and is used on its own.

3. One of your friends: Ben (had to get his name in here!)

A Â£10 bag of weed. Used throughout england! (Looks like we're potheads lol)
The awesomest
Probably the most awesome person ever, and every girl thinks he is sexy. Is good at many things, and very original. Not a poser in any way shape or form.

4. What are you doing?: cleaning ... well, I was before this popped up!

v) The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
Haveing fun with ur partner in a sexual manner. (I wish ...)

5. Favorite color: Green

yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. (yikes ... this is making me nervous)

6. Birthplace: Kenosha

((I had to edit some of this out ... it was the only entry, obviously from someone bitter about Kenosha LOL)) 4th largest (to be the 3rd largest) city in Wisconsin. In Kenosha, you will find a bar on every corner. You will find asshole drivers (Some of them from Illinois) who WILL drive and WILL push their way through wheather you like it or not. What's there to do in Kenosha? Drink beer at one of the corner bars. Outlet Shopping (Like outlet malls and stuff, go to Kenosha) Other recreation includes shoplifting from ShopKo and other department stores, fighting, and smoking weed. Thats really about it. People who live in Kenosha often nickname it "Kenowhere" or "K-Town"

7. Birthmonth: November